The world has never known a sillier little cheesehead than Sardonica.
A few years ago, there was a series of profiles posted under "Bardic Profiles and Tales," Sardonica provided us with this information:
Goals: Eat as many varities of cheese as is possible, to not piss off all of her friends with her lack of an appropriate nature, to keep Isembard happy and chew his food up for him and build nests in his chest hair, plan one of the most insane, crazy, hilarious weddings EVER in Elanthia with her Nightin-Galen Isembardy, to look sexier and sexier as she ages, to show kindness to newpersons in our guild.
Personality: deeply, happily in love with Isembard currently, hates strict societal rules, has a dark and sad past full of angst, writes ballads of past and wrecked loves, sweet tempered and gentle in most cases but lives in a chaotic whirlwind of changing outlooks and moods, has mellowed in her old age to become a guild-sitter who listens to chatter and sometimes adds a slightly goofy remark, enjoys running naked in the moonlight and howling.
Dislikes: When Gale pees his trousers and she has to clean it up, facial hair on men, people who are intolerant of other's faults when they themselves are not perfect, parties without cheese, HATES war and invasions lividly and refuses to get involved, also dislikes Guild leaders who can't take a good joke an' the goddess Faenella who she had a tiff with awhile back.
Likes: Staring at Damaris' well-chiseled arsed statue in Shard, Shard *her beloved city*, Bards, Poking Fazehund's eyes out with the new tap verbs (tap Faze left eye!!! MUWHAHAHA), being tricksy by leaving all kinds of pies lying around outside the guild, collecting verbs and experimenting to uncover new ones and have Supreme Verb Knowledge, flirting with Daerlynn to make her blush like a prettiful flower, going to Tavern Troupe performances of old friends, begging Dewsong for another zany tale before the night's end... just 1 more!!! chatting fondly of memories of her youth, an' snuggling wiff her Galen.
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